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overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via winterbutterfly10)

Send me ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions

thinwhitealaddinsane:

bl4ndnew:

these would be cute 

OHMYGOSH. THIS WOULD BE A GRET THING. >

(Source: trezpassing, via magicalgirlpenny)

badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:

socialismartnature:

Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.

That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.

USA, the world’s #1 killing machine.

(Source: twitter.com, via magicalgirlpenny)

Mughal Dagger 

Dated: circa 1675-1700 (sheath fittings, circa 1800)Culture: Indian, Mughal Medium: white nephrite jade hilt and sheath fittings inlaid with foiled rubies, emeralds, and diamonds set in gold; steel blade; velvet covered wooden sheath Measurements: 16 7/8 x 3 x 1 in. (42.86 x 7.62 x 2.54 cm)

© LACMA Museum

(Source: art-of-swords, via magicalgirlpenny)

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via kevin-lives-on)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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If this were a political stump speech, I’d say, “Four more years of Brendon Urie, because the guy backflips shirtless with a 12-inch sandwich in his hand.” — Pete Wentz

(Source: interquast, via supernatural-doctor-of-wizards)