(I’m travelling alone to Kuwait, and I was talking to my mom on Facebook when I was on Germany)
- Mom: Have meet any good looking man out there yet?
- Me: YESSSSSS
- Me: MY FLIGHT FROM TORONTO TO FRANKFURT
- Me: AHHHHH!
- Me: SO CUTE
- Me: WHAT THE HECKIE
- Me: I have found him, mother.
- Me: Please, call the priest and tell him to get ready for our wedding ceremony, buy the dresses, I’m ready. He doesn’t know it yet…but…Just in case, He’s ready too.
I don’t know if you guys have seen the recent thefinebros video where they rickrolled famous youtubers
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.